Feminists: Grow a Pair
I'm a person with certain principles. I don't have many, but those I do hold I hold dearly and resolutely. For that reason I place a great deal of value on following through on a belief. This is why I love some feminists, and really disike others. The feminists I like are ugly, smelly, obnoxious, and embittered. The feminists I dislike are all others.
I honestly have a great deal of respect for someone who will make a concerted effort to destroy whatever attractiveness she possesses, all in the name of combating sexism. I'm serious. I think that's really commendable. Most people don't have the courage to do that. I'm sure there is a minority of women who have the misfortune of being ugly, smelly and obnoxious by genetics, not choice, but that doesn't diminish their accomplishment. After all, they're still bitter, and bitterness takes training. Trust me. I know. Nobody is born bitter.
Feminists who relish in their socially unacceptable image are the only real feminists. All the others are half-assed hypocrites, trying to have it both ways. A woman who dresses to impress men and demands to be taken seriously as a non-sexual being is essentially the same thing as a communist who wants to own property. It's a contradiction of ideology. If you want to end sexism, you can't want to be sexy. If you want to end capitalism, you can't want to have capital.
Call me cynical (and look like an idiot doing it) but I really don't think sexism can end until people stop using sex appeal as currency. Most so-called feminists simply aren't willing to do that. Almost nobody, male or female, is willing to do that. Why should we? Sex appeal is the best currency ever. It makes some people happy, enslaves most, and drives other to depression and suicide. It's got its own exchange rates from culture to culture, and even follows a pattern of inflation. It's just like money, only it's natural. Also, it has STDs, which are a lot like taxes. I say we embrace sex as currency and center our educational system around teaching people how to avoid its taxes. We really won't need to change much. Instead of math and economics, just teach kids to put on condoms. The failure rate of condoms is much less than High School dropout rates. This idea is great for everyone.
The people who benefit most from this idea will be the feminists themselves. They won't have any more phonies padding the ranks. All the girls who want to profit from sex will become enterprising, socially-acceptable prostitutes. The ones who want radical change will become ugly social outcasts with promising futures in shitty literature. The rest will just go on living their lives without thinking about it. Really, things will be more or less the same as they are now, only people won't try to deny where they stand, and everyone will quit bitching about it.
And wouldn't that be nice?
