WHEREIN: another Eli pipes up.

A little background on the background, for those of you reading through the seven entries we posted before losing interest sometime in May (five bucks, takers?). We at ARHS take pride in pretending to distance ourselves from the petty political squabblings of our inferiors, perching--like so many fat poop-shooting pigeons--atop a crusty pedestal of jaded ambivalence and poop. "We" (that is, the other two) fail to realize that by targeting the bureaucratic clockwork, we are just miring ourselves in it to the thighs. Separation is still acceptance. oh snap.

The answer is indifference! ignorance! obliviousness! When Sophie Rabinowitz (name changed for protection, then changed back) brings up the indignation du jour, fail to hear what she says, and sink into bleary stupor! The only true escape from the soul-whithering superficiality of politically-correct politics is an impenetrable wall of sleep deprivation and one-step-too-slow-ness. The neo-hippie's kryptonite is a slack-mouthed "g'whaa?" when their impassioned harangue has finally run out of breath, if not words. Then yawn, then quote Limbaugh and heil, and watch as they hyperventilate, hemorrhage precious, precious brain liquids out the ears, choke on clotted leftist rhetoric, asphyxiate and metamorphose into a being of pure light and hemp.

That is not to say i'm a nazi, dislike hemp or light, lean to the right, sympathize with any conservative view or have ever solicited information from or been a member of any republican organization i swear it was just a bible club a secular bible club yeah there wasn't any defaming of minorities or anything ok so maybe a little sexism they have easter AND CHRISTMAS TOO NO MAN IS MADE OF STONE.

Oh my god I hope this doesn't actually become popular.