More Background: "A Gavin" is an anagram for Vagina. Coincidence? I think so.

The Vagina Monologues Fiasco really is a simple story. Amherst Regional High School earned the scorn of Arbiters of Good Taste across the nation by putting on The Vagina Monologues, a play about witches, bad acting, and women’s chronic desire to masturbate.

I’d go into details, but nobody really cares about feminists.