Essential facts for getting you laid.

Here are some facts y’all should know.

- The giant panda is a bear. The koala is not. The mandabear is in limbo somewhere.

- When a male zebra copulates with a female horse the resultant crime against God is called a “zorse.” When the genders are reversed it is called a hebra

- Jellyfish are technically plankton. That means that the largest piece of plankton ever observed by man was 35 meters long. Plankton spelled backwards is notknalp.

- Cocaethylene is a chemical which exists only when someone is intoxicated by both alcohol and cocaine simultaneously. It increases feelings of euphoria significantly, but also raises the chance of death due to cardiovascular failure. This fact arouses both the chemist and the drug addict in me. COKE!

- One joint of marijuana 5 times the damage to your lungs as a single cigarette. On the other hand one cigarette makes you 5 times the hipster as a single joint. I’ll take the joint.

- Wikipedia defines a “brain drain” as “an emigration of trained and talented individuals to other nations or jurisdictions, due to conflicts, lack of opportunity, health hazards where they are living, discrimination or other reasons.” Urbandictionary defines it as “When one car window is open and you can feel pulsing in your ears. Use the back window to maximize the effect.”

- It’s estimated that 1 in 10 people are gay. 1 in 10 people living in New York City are Asian. Coincidence? Probably.

- Eli Moss isn’t part of this blog anymore because he got eaten by plankton. Fuck Brown.

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